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zeldathemes
too turnt
18 year old engaged north Texas college student.

Sherlock, Breaking Bad, the Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Dexter.


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holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

taco-bell-rey:

People list what shocked them about coming to America. Just some of the most interesting one (source)

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

ejacutastic:

quietly cheering for UNT

UNT doesn’t have a veterinary technology program so

cedar valley’s the only college in dfw that offers it. plus community college so slightly cheaper. still have to pay out of county tho.

it’s not everyday one of your favorite blogs talks about your school

ejacutastic:

me: i think Canada might be a good place to live
bub: from what I heard and read it looks pretty nice
me: for right right now i’d like to live in denton tho
me: they have a good live music scene and a buncha college kids
me: and it’s pretty liberal and relaxed and nice
me: i enjoyed hanging out there so much
me: san antonio is nice too
me: and so is austin
bub: I wanna live on space

oh god I hate Denton so much

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

ratchet-cankles:

I don’t remember this episode of breaking bad

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

ladysansaholmes:

f-ili:

Good.

I want Fox News to be as uncomfortable as possible.

ladysansaholmes:

f-ili:

Good.

I want Fox News to be as uncomfortable as possible.